Viagra Stories

Viagra from the bookseller!

It was a strange evening while I was returning to home. Everything seemed bizarre and the whole ambience surrounding me seemed eerie in the fading lights. While I was crossing the bridge, suddenly I saw an old man, with lot of books, novels, and magazines scattered on the ground on a dirty mat. I was simply mesmerized by his appearance and stunned by the silence of the night. I didn't know why I had to stop there or why I was not able to drag my feet further from his horrific aura. I stopped by him and perfunctorily inquired about the books. He smiled strangely and asked me to have a look. That whole moment seemed to appear standstill for me. I was following his commands like I was under some Hellenic spell. Though I had no interest in books by any means at that hour of time, still I started scanning the books cursorily. Gradually I became more interested in the topics of the book, such as, How to make love, How to satisfy a woman, About love, If you want something to happen, and some other books like this. That old man started giving me a cunning smile; it was really irritating.

He said, "young man, though I am 65 years old, and you seem to be interested in these books, I can really help you enjoy time of your life if you purchase any book from me." I was at a loss to what to do. Trust him or not. Finally I thought to see what he has to offer me. I purchased a book on some sex topic I don't remember. While I paid him the money, he smiled crookedly and offered me something wrapped inside a white paper. He just asked me not to open that thing there. Old man then suggested me to try the stuff an hour before I go to bed with your wife. He assured me that it will solve my problem. I was amazed at his power of observation that how come he knows what was going in my mind.

I don't know what spell I was under or why should I buy any advice from this pathetic old man. But I was not myself. I told him that I don't need his help for this matter but he insisted and finally handed me over that mystery stuff. Throughout my way home I was thinking that the old man was really a mad fellow. Once I reached home, I was dying to have a look at the wrapped stuff old man had offered me. Just before going to bed, out of curiosity I opened the wrapper, and pop came out a blue pill. I didn't care what was that or if that could harm me, but I wanted to try it now. I was again bewitched by maybe some voodoo prank by that septuagenarian psycho.

I popped the pill and in no time I found myself in seventh heaven while making love to my wife. I have never felt such an erection and sustained sex hours in long time. My wife went bonkers. She just couldn't believe how that was happening. And then I narrated her story of meeting old man in details. I then said that I really don't know what was that magic pill that incited the real man inside me.

Viagra! Pronto came the reply. She said that it could only be Viagra that she always wanted to suggest me for my ED problem. She further said that she couldn't muster enough courage to tell me as I might have felt offended or ashamed to hear that from her. Anyways, she said, "thank your lucky star, as that old man was some angel in disguise who met me to solve my sexual dysfunction problem!"

Submitted by: Albert
Date: June 4, 2005

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