Viagra Humour

Viagra has been a big boon to 'stand up' comedians.

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.

I am a sexual machine now. Raring to go every second of the day. I'm human Viagra. I am Will-agra

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

I only take Viagra when I am with more than one women

If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!

A new soft drink will launch in the world market soon , that will contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!

Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.